Magical Mystery Tour

I can't tell you where I am. I'm aware that it sounds a little bit James Bond, but since this website is publically accessible, I have to be careful what to write on it. You never know what competitors are lurking in the digital shadows, waiting for tips from an unwitting source about which countries are ripe for the plucking. If I haven't told you myself, you'll just have to take my word that it's a land of tropical islands and beaches. Unfortunately, I haven't seen any of them yet - work is so far relentless. Am meeting the President tomorrow. Maybe he'll let me borrow his boat at the weekend. I am also on an enforced detox regime, since the country is Islamic, there is no alcohol. And they confiscated my bottle of Jack Daniels at customs! The buggers'll be having a party tonight, no doubt. On the other hand, I'm working with a beautiful and charming Portuguese girl. It's a tough life! Right, pics to follow when I've taken some. Bye for now. J