You smooth desert rat, you. All we have in North London are 4x4s (known hereabouts as Chelsea tractors) concrete dunes, and quad lawn-mowers. By the way, did you hear the one about the two Qataris who got lost in the Sinai's? It got right up their noses. Or the Qatari meeting an Iranian outside a shop in the soukh? The Qatari, waving a new umbrella, gloats: 'Look, between us there's now a new gulf, Persian.' The Persian retorts: 'Man O man, that's nothing. Yesterday, I saw a whore muse, straight!' 'D'you buy?' asks the Qatari. 'Nah,' says the Iranian, 'Queue way too long.' 'Oh well,' replies the Qatari, putting up his umbrella smugly as a storm cloud starts to unload its water overhead. The Iranian stomps off through a puddle; 'Bah, rain,' he says.
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You smooth desert rat, you. All we have in North London are 4x4s (known hereabouts as Chelsea tractors) concrete dunes, and quad lawn-mowers.
By the way, did you hear the one about the two Qataris who got lost in the Sinai's? It got right up their noses.
Or the Qatari meeting an Iranian outside a shop in the soukh? The Qatari, waving a new umbrella, gloats: 'Look, between us there's now a new gulf, Persian.' The Persian retorts: 'Man O man, that's nothing. Yesterday, I saw a whore muse, straight!'
'D'you buy?' asks the Qatari. 'Nah,' says the Iranian, 'Queue way too long.' 'Oh well,' replies the Qatari, putting up his umbrella smugly as a storm cloud starts to unload its water overhead. The Iranian stomps off through a puddle; 'Bah, rain,' he says.
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